Walking to the local Safeway today to pick up food items and cotton swabs I noticed that from nearly every newspaper box looking out at me was the smiling face of Stephen Harper along with headlines like, “Don’t fear me: Harper” and “Harper loves kittens, to pet not to eat”.

As the hours are ticking down to the election debacle Harper is confident that he’s going to come out on top and is trying to reassure people a Conservative government won’t start killing hobos right away.  First they have to repeal same-sex rights, cosy up to corporate interests (which being closer to corporate Canada than the Liberals is going to be quite the feat), back out of Kyoto and sing Irish folk songs with George W. Bush.

See nothing to be afraid of, it’s all good, move along, nothing to see here.

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