A few Craiglist ads in Vancouver caught my eye today as I was looking to pick up freelance work. The first was for a website called CougarHunter.ca [ch] which wants freelance writers to bring them stories either of “a young men and their interactions with sexually aggressive”. With sexually aggressive what? Well you’d never know if from that sentance which just ends half way through but the second option might shed somelight onto the story, “stories of older women in search of love with much younger men.”

Yes it’s [clv] and ad for stories about going to clubs and either being an older woman bringing home the young bacon or being that young bacon.

To further pump up the awesome-icity of Craigslist we have an ad [clv] looking for “Potheads to write articles on weed” , a writer to “Looking for a writer to wright a kids show ages 2-6″ [clv] (because being able to wright for kids is important).

Of course I’m totally skipping those jobs and going right to the ad that reads, “Who wants to be a roller Girl??????” Well who does?????? Everyone?????? Anyway as questioning as the ad is [clv] it is probably the most half-assed job posting ever.

I want to get a roller derby started for Vancouver. This is just in the thought stage right now. I need girls who are excited about getting this this up and rolling. I would need people to network to find space.. PNE??? Surrey roller rink??? And volunteers to help with set up and refing ect…. If you want to help and be on a roller girl team spread the word and get back to me. I have some girls that are interested. I would need approx 8 girls per team.

Great, so if you want to start your own roller derby league in Vancouver then hey maybe this random guy on Craigslist will pay you for it later on. Or if you want to start a profitable software company maybe I’ll give you a cookie.