They Make Everything Nice

A few days ago, I was walking down Davie and saw all those feather boas in a sex shop so I had to go in and see if they had my colour. Well, not really. But I always stop to look for novelties. And I found something: the Vancouver-based Sugar n’ Spice Maids.

A fantasy maid service, their pink flyer with its saucy French maid Betty Boop explains, “While you just sit back, relax and ENJOY THE VIEW OF TWO FRESH, EXOTIC, HOT, AND SWEET GIRLS As we get down on our knees to sweeten ‘n’ spice up your place??”

The minimum two girls (untouchable and not naked) come in for $45 an hour each, in your choice of look, whether French maid, school girl, lingerie, bikini or sporty. The gallery of six young women, all in their twenties, have bonus specialty outfits: copy, secretary, army personnel, nurse and referee.

They do hardcore grout-cleaning but there is no mention of vacuuming.

Update: Oops, I forgot to mention. Those with messy houses can check out their potential housekeepers here.

4 Comments so far

  1. Jeffery Simpson (unregistered) on February 20th, 2006 @ 6:12 pm

    And this there’s no photo for? Sigh…

  2. Maktaaq (unregistered) on February 20th, 2006 @ 6:39 pm

    Voila! Linked to photos!

    I love how the ads above are for chandelle and marabou feather boas, French maid services, “Hot” French maid costumes and retirement services.

  3. Rachael Ashe (unregistered) on February 20th, 2006 @ 10:51 pm

    How about this photo for your post Oana: http://flickr.com/photos/goddess_spiral/102496864/

    I love that a “bonus outfit” is a referee.

  4. Maktaaq (unregistered) on February 20th, 2006 @ 11:12 pm

    That is a good photo. I’ll try to figure it out, how to add your photo to the mix.

    Thanks!


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