At work yesterday in Cloverdale, I was talking to a coworker when, out of the corner of my eye, I registered a woman pushing along a gurney, complete with a body, down the street. As my coworker and I finished our conversation, the woman had made it from the east end of the street to the end of the block.

“Hey, there’s someone wheeling a gurney down the street! Is there a hospital near here?”

“I don’t think so,” said my coworker, turning around to look out the window. “What the?! Now she’s taking the body into a back alley!”

Yeah, the new workplace, unlike the previous one, has no ghosts but plenty of live action.