I Saw You: lowrider mobility scooter guy

You: 20-something guy, Monday night on the sidewalk by the gas station at Hastings and Renfrew. Me: driving past, gaping at the idea that anyone would put blue neon low-rider lights under their electric sidewalk scooter.

But please, that look will not be complete until you chrome the wheels and add spinners.

I can’t even make fun of this. It was so unironically silly, and added so much amusement to my day, that I can only bear witness, and salute lowrider mobility scooter guy. If we ever meet, I owe you a beer.

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