I will admit that this little film isn’t about Vancouver. It isn’t even in English, but I was wondering if we could come up with our own Vancouver complaint song.

It rains all the time and the transit is late
people throw their free dailies on the ground
the wheelchair lifts on the busses in the suburbs don’t work

the RAV line’s overbudget and tying up traffic
there’s always an accident between you and where you want to go
panhandlers are on every street asking for your money
my blackberry made my thumbs sore

At noon time the English school students flood the streets
Robson’s turned into a shopping mall
there’s always one person that blocks the walking line on the escalator…

Alright, I’m no poet and I can’t even begin to make these rhyme. Someone help me out, please?