Canuck Ice Girls
Ice time, admission to games, part time evening work to help support my single income family, it all adds up. I know I’m not 15 and perky, but how could I become a Canucks Ice Girl? I don’t mean the freakish NHL version of the cheerleader [darrenbarefoot] but one of those chicks that skate out and shovel up loose snow on the ice and that assist Fin in firing the SWAG bazooka between periods.
First off, I can skate. Second, I can skate in REGULAR hockey skates, not them sissy toe-pick figure skates. Third, I’m a die hard Canucks fan and was actually alive when they made their most recent cup run. So here’s my question (I’ll make this quick since we’re between periods on the PPV coverage vs Edmonton tonight), how does one become a prestigious member of this team?
My wife assures me that all those girls are figure skaters, because they’ve got the bubble-butt that all figures skaters get. So, how are your backwards cross-overs?
That’s kind of a personal question, Darren.
I think it’s them Lululemon-style pants, they make any butt look… like… “that”.
Nah, my wife was a competitive figure skater, and she assures me that all skaters just get massive gluts. It’s like swimmers get massive shoulders–sports-specific muscle development.
This is a hilarious comment thread. Have you noticed that table tennis (ping pong) players have bubble butts too? I suppose it’s from that low table height and constant squatting?
with this post in mind I was checking out their butts…as Rebecca says, it’s classic lululemon butt