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Regent House Apple Store ^[1]

Originally uploaded by Jeffery Simpson ^[2].

I’ve been on the job hunt for a long time [jks ^[3]] with no luck whatsoever. I keep checking every jobs site there is, and send my resume off like it’s a letter to a forgetful Santa, but alas there’s no reply. Tonight though I’ll be submitting my resume all night long as I try to score myself an interview at the newly confirmed Apple Store at Pacific Centre.

As an Apple Store stalker, meaning I stalk Apple Stores not stock them, I’ve been in a few. Any city I go to that has one I’m required to browse their rows of iPod cases (because you can never have too many iPod cases), drool on the shiny new iMacs and lust after a job working for the only brand I’ve managed to stay loyal to. (My brief affair with Nike and its Air Jordan’s only lasted three years).

I might be making the most foolish mistake of all time by telling the readers about this, because you know the more people who apply the less chance I have, but my damn journalistic integrity compels me to point out that there are jobs posted for the store right now on the Canadian Apple site [ac ^[4]]. Meanwhile the Unofficial Apple Weblog [tuaw ^[5]] is still reporting this as a rumour, but since they’re actively hiring I’d say it’s confirmed.

If any of you are Steve Jobs, or Fake Steve Jobs even, give me a call. I’ll disco for nickels. And if any of you readers get a job thanks to this link and I don’t, then I want a friends and family discount on an iPod case if you see me in the store.